Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.
you don’t need
- to bind your breasts
- outie genitals
- a superiority complex
- butt hair
you do need
- to be as swift as a coursing river
- with all the force of a great typhoon
- with all the strength of a raging fire
- mysterious as the dark side of the moon
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET
I’ll be sleeping for most of eternity.
good then shut up and let me sleep until about the heat death of the universe
fido will fucking be here when I wake up
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
I think we all just collectively forgot there was a spy kids 3.
omg i’m sorry for all the blogging
but this is a good one
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
So unrealistic. The IT guy didn’t write “I QUIT” in the ink.