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"You have the bridge, Number One. I’ll be in the holodeck."

"The holodeck, sir?"

"It appears as if I’ve been granted one extra hour in the ball pit and I do not intend on wasting a single second of it."


"Captain, it seems someone has been tampering with some of the Holodeck’s imaging algorithms. At the behest of Lieutenant Commander Worf, I have run a diagnostic on your recreational program and have discovered a few minor changes. For example, the existence of an aqueous solution foreign to the scenario comprised of 95% water with the remaining constituents being trace amounts of urea, chloride, sodium, potassium, creatinine and other inorganic ions and compounds—"

"In layman’s terms, Mr. Data?"

"Someone has peed in the ball pit, Captain."





How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.


There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it


Wait. TPP is still a thing? Holy shit.




i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

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